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		<title>$1 Million Speeding Fine</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2010/08/16/1-million-speeding-fine/472</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 37 year old Swedish man has been dished out the biggest speeding ticket in the world after being caught driving at 180mph (290km/h). The man, who has not been named, was driving through Switzerland in his brand new Mercedes SLS AMG when he was stopped for travelling over 105mph over the speed limit. Under [...]]]></description>
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<p>A 37 year old Swedish man has been dished out the biggest speeding ticket in the world after being caught driving at 180mph (290km/h).</p>
<p>The man, who has not been named, was driving through Switzerland in his brand new Mercedes SLS AMG when he was stopped for travelling over 105mph over the speed limit. Under Swiss law, the level of fine is determined by the wealth of the driver and the speed recorded, meaning that the unnamed man has been fined a huge SFr1,080m ($1m or £656,000). As well as being given the speeding fine itself the mans car has been impounded and he is being forced to pay a daily fine of SFr3,600 for 300  days.</p>
<p>Local police spokesman Benoit Dumas said of the latest case that &#8220;nothing can justify a speed of 290km/h&#8221;. &#8220;It is not controllable. It must have taken 500m to stop,&#8221;.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m surprised the Swiss Police could catch him at 180mhp, they must have some very fast police <a title="vans" href="http://www.volkswagen-vans.co.uk/">vans</a>. I wonder why he was in such a rush?</p>
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		<title>Dragster Facts</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2010/07/13/dragster-facts/403</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 09:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have taken these facts from a forum that I visit. I am not the original writer but I cannot find who wrote the facts to give credit. One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500. They have over half again as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have taken these facts from a forum that I visit. I am not the original writer but I cannot find who wrote the facts to give credit.</p>
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<li>One Top Fuel dragster 500 cubic inch Hemi engine makes more horsepower  than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500. They have over half again as  much horsepower in one cylinder as a Dodge Viper has in all ten. No one  has ever successfully run one long enough on a dyno to get a horsepower  reading. Current estimates are right around 6,000 horsepower.</li>
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<li>Under  full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 1-1/2 gallons of nitro  methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same  rate with 25% less energy being produced.</li>
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<li>A stock Dodge Hemi V8  engine cannot produce enough power to drive the dragster supercharger.  The fuel pump alone requires more horsepower to turn than the average  street car produces.</li>
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<li>With 3000 CFM of air being rammed in by  the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a  near-solid form before ignition. Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic  lock at full throttle.</li>
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<li>The 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitro  methane produces a flame front temperature measures 7050 degrees F.</li>
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<li>Nitro  methane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks  at night is raw burning hydrogen, disassociated from atmospheric water  vapour by the searing exhaust gases.</li>
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<ul>
<li>Dual magnetos supply 44  amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each  cylinder.</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a  pass. After the run, the engine is dieseling from compression plus the  glow of exhaust valves at 1400 degrees F. The engine can only be shut  down by running the car out of fuel. There is no way to cut off the  fuel; the engine stops only when it blows or the tank runs dry.</li>
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<li>If  spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in  the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow  cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.</li>
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<li>In  order to exceed 300 mph in 4.5 seconds dragsters must accelerate an  average of over 4G&#8217;s. In order to reach 200 mph well before half-track,  the launch acceleration approaches 8G&#8217;s. To put this in perspective; a  top fuel dragster, parked next to a Super Hornet on the steam catapult  on the deck of an aircraft carrier, would be in the water and sinking  before the Super Hornet was halfway down the deck.</li>
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<li>Dragsters  reach over 300 miles per hour before you have completed reading this  sentence.</li>
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<li>Top Fuel Engines only turn approximately 540  revolutions from light to light!</li>
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<li>Including the burnout, the  engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load. They only survive  about 80% of the time.</li>
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<li>Redline at 9500 rpm.</li>
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<li>Assuming  all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, and for once  NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimated $1,000.00 per second.</li>
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<li>The  engine is entirely rebuilt every run, or every 900 revolutions. New  pistons and rings, new rods, new rod bearings. Sometimes a new crank.  The crew does this in about two hours between rounds.</li>
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<li>The  current Top Fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.441 seconds for the  quarter mile. The top speed record is 333.00 mph (533 km/h) as measured  over the last 66&#8242; of the run.</li>
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<ul>
<li>Putting all of this into  perspective: You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter  &#8220;twin-turbo&#8221; powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel  dragster is staged and ready to launch down a quarter mile strip as you  pass. You have the advantage of a flying start. You run the Vette hard  up through the gears and blast across the starting line and past the  dragster at an honest 200 mph. The &#8216;tree&#8217; goes green for both of you at  that moment. The dragster launches and starts after you. You keep your  foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your  eardrums and within 3 seconds the dragster catches and passes you. He  beats you to the finish line, a quarter mile away from where you just  passed him. Think about it, from a standing start, the dragster had  spotted you 200 mph and not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the  road when he passed you within a mere 1320 foot long race course.</li>
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<p>What amazing machines.</p>
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		<title>Car of the Week &#8211; Peugeot 106 Rallye S1</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2010/06/04/car-of-the-week-peugeot-106-rallye-s1/329</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After not posting a car of the week for around a month i have decided to do something a little different this week and post a car that is within most peoples price range, instead of being one of those cars we all wish we could afford (but probably never will). This week i have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After not posting a car of the week for around a month i have decided to do something a little different this week and post a car that is within most peoples price range, instead of being one of those cars we all wish we could afford (but probably never will).</p>
<p>This week i have found a very nice example of a <a title="Peugeot 106 rallye S1" href="http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=FSW&amp;action=display&amp;thread=81035">Series 1 106 Rallye</a> for sale on a forum called <a title="Retro rides forum" href="http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.cgi">retro rides</a>. Retro rides is usually a great place to look for retro projects and older cars needing a bit of love, but this Rallye is far from a work in progress and looks as fresh as it did when it can out of the factory.</p>
<p>The S1 106 Rallye was originally built to  compete in international rallying in the 1400cc class. The car was then homologated into international group N and A rallying class meaning that Peugeot had to produce a certain number of the cars for road use to qualify. 1000 S1 Rallye&#8217;s were planned to be imported into the UK but the demand for the little hothatch meant that the number increased to meet demand.</p>
<p>The S1 106 Rallye has a 1.4 XSI engine that produces 100bhp, which is pretty good for a car that weighs 810kg (F1 cars weigh 600kg). The S1 Rallye also benefits from bigger anti-roll-bars for better handling and 247mm ventilated front discs for better braking.</p>
<p>The Pug 106 Rallye in question is a 1994 model with 134k on the clock. there has been some choice work been done on the car in that 134k including a head rebuild in 2010 at a 106 specialists, the fitting of a kent cam, 206 front brakes, lowered suspension and a re-undersealing of the whole car. The car has extensive service history and looks as good as it sounds. The price is £1700, which is pretty good from where i&#8217;m sitting.</p>
<p>Someone needs to snap this car up fast, as Peugeot&#8217;s of this quality are hard to find, let alone something as rare as an S1 Rallye.</p>
<div id="attachment_333" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 460px"><img class="size-full wp-image-333" title="Peugeot 106 rallye S1" src="http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Pug-106-rallye.jpg" alt="Peugeot 106 rallye S1" width="450" height="338" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Peugeot 106 rallye S1</p></div>
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		<title>Stig Blomqvist in an Audi S1</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2010/01/05/stig-blomqvist-in-an-audi-s1/213</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After yesterdays post about the amazing Audi Quattro for sale on classiccars.com I have been looking through a load of old group B rally videos on youtube. Group B was just mad and certainly dangerous, but I love it. The videos make me want to go out to Spain or France for next years world [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After yesterdays post about the amazing Audi Quattro for sale on classiccars.com I have been looking through a load of old group B rally videos on youtube. Group B was just mad and certainly dangerous, but I love it. The videos make me want to go out to <a title="car hire Spain" href="http://www.easycar.com/car-hire-location/spain.aspx">Spain</a> or <a title="car hire France" href="http://www.easycar.com/car-hire-location/france.aspx">France</a> for next years world rally championship to get some real rally action (I&#8217;ve been to the Wales rally before and it too is great), but i fear this year is going to be expensive for me, though that&#8217;s another story.</p>
<p>Here is a great video of the legendary Stig Blomqvist showing what the old Audi&#8217;s can really do. Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Van Shoot-out Fun</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2009/12/11/van-shoot-out-fun/197</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was looking through some 5th gear videos and stumbled across this great shoot-out with Tiff in an A-Team van vs a new VW Transporter sportline. It shows how good the VW is as a van and is a bit of fun at the same time. They should have put VBH in the Transporter though, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was looking through some <a title="5th gear" href="http://fwd.five.tv/fifth-gear">5th gear</a> videos and stumbled across this great shoot-out with Tiff in an A-Team van vs a new VW Transporter sportline. It shows how good the VW is as a <a title="Vans" href="http://www.volkswagen-vans.co.uk/">van</a> and is a bit of fun at the same time.</p>
<p>They should have put VBH in the Transporter though, that girl can drive!</p>
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		<title>Ferrari California Crashed in Bulgaria</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2009/11/19/ferrari-california-crashed-in-bulgaria/186</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following on from the post about the $1.7 million Bugatti Veyron that was videoed crashing into a lake in the states this week, i have come across a video showing a couple of Ferrari California owners taking their new supercars out for a spin around a city in Bulgaria, shame they can&#8217;t drive&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Following on from the post about the $1.7 million Bugatti Veyron that was videoed crashing into a lake in the states this week, i have come across a video showing a couple of Ferrari California owners taking their new supercars out for a spin around a city in Bulgaria, shame they can&#8217;t drive&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Viper Badge Secret</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2009/11/18/viper-badge-secret/177</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post is just a bit of fun. I saw this on Digg yesterday and thought I&#8217;d share the humour with you all. It would seem that the Dodge Viper logo is an upside down Daffy Duck. It might take you a little while to see it, but when you do you&#8217;ll be on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post is just a bit of fun. I saw this on Digg yesterday and thought I&#8217;d share the humour with you all.</p>
<p>It would seem that the Dodge Viper logo is an upside down Daffy Duck.</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="Viper logo is upside down duck" src="http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/images/viper-logo-duck.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /></p>
<p>It might take you a little while to see it, but when you do you&#8217;ll be on the floor laughing.</p>
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		<title>Man drives Bugatti Veyron into lake</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2009/11/16/man-drives-bugatti-veyron-into-lake/163</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most of us, if we were in possession of an extremely expensive super car, would try to look after it. After all, the repair bills would probably exceed a month or two&#8217;s pay. Not this bloke, the owner of a Bugatti Veyron who somehow managed to drive the thing into a lake. The man, from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of us, if we were in possession of an extremely expensive super car, would try to look after it. After all, the repair bills would probably exceed a month or two&#8217;s pay. Not <a href="http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/13112009/36/man-drives-world-s-most-expensive-car-lak-0.html">this bloke</a>, the owner of a Bugatti Veyron who somehow managed to drive the thing into a lake. The man, from Texas in the USA, claimed that he was &#8216;distracted by a bird&#8217;. The low flying Pelican flew by him and prompted him to drop his phone. Because he was trying to find it on the floor of his car, he neglected to notice that he was about to drive into a salt marsh lake.</p>
<p>At no point was he using that phone. Honest, guv.</p>
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<p>I have found this youtube video showing the poor Veyron&#8217;s last moments&#8230; How on earth did they do that?</p>
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		<title>V8 Wins 2009 Global Green Challenge</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2009/11/11/v8-wins-2009-global-green-challenge/150</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J-Weeeeezy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What would be a massive upset in a race involving eco cars in a race to promote climate change? A 6.2 litre V8 winning! A Holden Maloo R8 did exactly that recently at the 2009 Global Green Challenge. The challenge is a 7 day, 3000km drive from Darwin to Adelaide, where you have to try [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What would be a massive upset in a race involving eco cars in a race to promote <a href="http://www.oxfam.org.uk/get_involved/campaign/climate_change/">climate change</a>?</p>
<p>A 6.2 litre V8 winning!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-152" src="http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/holden-maloo-r8-6.2-litre-V8.jpg" alt="holden maloo r8 6.2 litre V8" width="420" height="262" /></p>
<p>A <a href="http://www.hsv.com.au/hsv/press/default.aspx?ID=1121">Holden Maloo R8 </a>did exactly that recently at the <a href="http://globalgreenchallenge.com.au/participants">2009 Global Green Challenge</a>. The challenge is a 7 day, 3000km drive from Darwin to Adelaide, where you have to try and beat the opposition by getting the best average fuel consumption compared to what your car should be as standard.</p>
<p>Basically if your car, according to the official blurb, had an average MPG of say 30mpg and you did the race averaging 20 mpg and the other cars had an official average of 30 and were hitting 25mpg, you would win the challenge. Sounds like a weird idea for an eco race and it allowed a petrol guzzling V8 to win but in fact it wasn&#8217;t a competition about the cleanest car, it was a competition to find the cleanest drivers.</p>
<p>The Maloo that won the challenge achieved an average mpg fuel reduction compared to official stats of 48% and the nearest competitor only managed to get 39% below official figures. The challenge obviously loves and welcomes the most economical cars possible but they found their niche in the eco car race game because they try and promote economical driving in normal cars. It is a great way to promote climate change problems but I have already seen people taking it out of context and saying a V8 is more economical than a small engined car&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Magic Bus Model Joins Merchandise Range</title>
		<link>http://www.motoring-news.co.uk/2009/03/26/magic-bus-model-joins-merchandise-range/50</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stew</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A limited edition, 1:43 scale model of a unique 1965, split-screen Volkswagen Transporter vans with special The Who Magic Bus branding will be available to order online at volkswagenmerchandise.co.uk or from the Volkswagen Commercial Vehicles network of dedicated Van Centers from later this week. The Who Magic Bus Volkswagen Transporter van was created for a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A limited edition, 1:43 scale model of a unique 1965, split-screen Volkswagen Transporter <a style="text-decoration: none; color: #000000;" href="http://www.volkswagen-vans.co.uk/">vans</a> with special The Who Magic Bus branding will be available to order online at volkswagenmerchandise.co.uk or from the Volkswagen Commercial Vehicles network of dedicated Van Centers from later this week.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://media.thewho.com/non_secure/images/content_images/tct_magic_bus/magic_bus.jpg" alt="Magic Bus" width="393" height="284" /></p>
<p>The Who Magic Bus Volkswagen Transporter van was created for a fund raising competition last year organized by UK charity Teenage Cancer Trust (TCT) and legendary British rock band, The Who.</p>
<p>The Who Magic Bus is one of a range of models and toys available from Volkswagen’s Retro Collection of merchandise. Other items include scale models of the current Volkswagen Commercial Vehicles range such as the Crafter or Caddy vans, the California campervan (from £13.70), key rings (from £3.90), 1GB USB campervan memory sticks (£15) and a cuddly campervan soft toy (£15). The range will expand again later this year with the addition of a classic T1 Samba-Bus. Would go well im my <a style="text-decoration: none; color: #000000;" href="http://www.volkswagen-vans.co.uk/used-vans/search/?search=Transporter">used transporter.</a></p>
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